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From The Book of Elf, chapter 108 (8th Kalpa BBB)

According to the absolute, non-dual teachings of Shankara, Buddha, and Apostle Paul (”not I, but Christ”) there are no elves.

But in the relative teachings of Bahkti, Bodhicitta and Agape—there are indeed elves—suffering and deluded though they may be. This relative view is what motivates the tears and compassion of the human Saints and Bodhisattvas, what motivates them to minister and serve suffering elves.

The Ultimate teaching of the Flower Garland or Avatamsaka Sutra clearly allows for the existence of elves: non-human cosmologies abound in the Avatamsaka—worlds are described as populated not only by elves, but by countless other forms of sentient life as well.

Elf phrases, book titles, and such like:

Me, my elf and I.
Get away with your bad elf.
Are you an elf starter?
Do you talk to your elf?
Kierkegaard suffered from elf-consciousness
The elf and modern society
Don’t lie to your elf.
Do people think you’re elfish?

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