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from the Amalgamated Press - check local news for updates:

Today during the late afternoon briefing at the Academy it was announced that apparently reality is just as Plato dramatized Socrates describing it. When asked which dialogue contained the most accurate characterization, the secretary said that that was a question still being explored in committee and when an answer is determined, it will be formally announced.

and this as well,

Aristotle, through his press secretary, today made an appeal to any student with written lecture notes or knowledge of other students with saved lecture notes to contact the central Lyceum office as soon as possible. All of his lecture manuscripts, temporarily stored in the Lyceum library for compilation and editing, and nearly ready for mass reproduction, have mysteriously disappeared. Aristotle, deeply distressed and following medical advice, was unavailable for comment. He has promised a statement tomorrow at the regular end-of-the-week news-briefing in the Lyceum cafeteria.

 

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